the greatest pissing contest of all time
(Source: theconanguy)
Via I may not be a hero, but I can try
I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream
Crying hysterical tears
lolololololololol
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
(Source: 69shadesofgray)

